White coat. Heels.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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