Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize