did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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