Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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