Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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