I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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