It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Your cock deserves a montage
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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