Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Boobs are out for the taking
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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