no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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