i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Randomize
