I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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