Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
well you can't waste a boner
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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