I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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