i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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