i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
This house was built for laser tag.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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