yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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