I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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