windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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