why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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