so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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