sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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