that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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