We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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