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I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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