His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
there's paper in my vomit.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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