my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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