It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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