Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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