I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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