we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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