Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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