im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
