I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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