sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Randomize
