She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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