But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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