I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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