I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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