is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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