I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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