i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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