didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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