I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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