I'm drive I can fine osifer
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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