I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
