Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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