She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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