just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Be still, my beating vagina.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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