she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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