I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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