she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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