did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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